Top Best Funny Status For Whatsapp

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Top Best Funny Status For Whatsapp

Top Best Funny Status For Whatsapp

Girls worry about the things that guys forget. Guys worry about the things that girls remember.

80% of boys have girlfriends. Rest 20% are having brain.

A wise man can always be found alone. A weak man can always be found in a crowd.

I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.

Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror

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lease cancel my subscription to your issues.

Shopping is an art. I am an artist. Respect Please.

Smiles are contagious… Be a carrier!

So you’re checking my status

Sometimes, life gives you a second chance because just maybe the first time you weren’t ready.

Whenever I have a problem, I just sing. Then I realize my voice is worse than my problem.

“3 words more beautiful for a married woman than I LOVE YOU: No Cooking Today”

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“Employee of the Month” is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.

3 Mistake done by everyone ..Whatsapp,Facebook & GF

70% boy Have GF ,other Have Brain!

A book-store is only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

A broken promise is as good as a lie .

A computer once beat me at chess.

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A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything.

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A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.

A man falls in love through his eyes, a women through her ears.

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished.

A man in not rewarded for having a brain but for using it well.

A party without cake is just a meeting.

A real girl is not perfect and a perfect girl is not real.

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

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Adding you as my friend doesn’t mean I like you, I did it to increase my friend list.

Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

Alcohol will give a different type of power!

All girls are my sisters except you.

Always Give 100%, Unless You’re Donating Blood.

Always trying to cool my self.

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

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Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no lies.

At least mosquito’s are attracted to me.

At least mosquitoes are attracted to me.

At night, I can’t sleep. In the morning, I can’t wake up.

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.

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Autocorrect is like that person who just graduated college and think they know everything.

AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.

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Awesome ends with Me, Ugly starts with U

Battery low, please disturb later.

Be nice to nerds, they will be your boss one day.

Be yourself, who else is better qualified?

Beauty is in the eye of the credit card holder.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

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Being an adult is just walking around wondering what you’re forgetting.

Being single is my attitude.

Born to express and not to impress.

Born to express not to impress.

Boys lie more, but girls lie better.

Boys never realize how much one little thing can hurt a girl.

Boys think of girls like books; if the cover doesn’t catch their eyes, they won’t even bother to read what’s inside.

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Brain is the best worker,When you can use it

Brain: Be patient. Heart: Until when?

Busy at this moment…free forever.

By all means marry if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.

Call me old-fashioned but I actually take love, sex, and feelings seriously.

Choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.

Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.

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Cool thing only happen when you don’t have a camera.

Create your visual style. Let it be unique for yourself and yet identifiable for others.

Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin.

Dear automatic flushing toilet. I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I wasn’t done yet.

Dear God, there is a bug in your software. It’s called Monday; please fix it.

Dear humans, in case you forgot, I used to be your Internet. Sincerely, The Library.

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

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Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.

Dear problems… Please give me some discount… I am your regular customer.

Dear stress, let’s break up.

Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.

Did anyone ever notice that “STUDYING” is a mixture of STUDY and DYING?

Did you hear that joke that doesn’t offend anyone? Neither did I.

Different from everyone!

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Do not be so open-minded that your brains fall out.

Do not drink and park accidents cause people.

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Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.

Doing nothing is very hard thing to do…you never know when to finish.

Don’t follow me because I don’t even know where I’m going.

Don’t hate me, just get to know me first!

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Don’t judge my past, look at my present, I am sure my future is really rocking.

Don’t play stupid with me, I’m better at it!

Don’t trust everything you see. Even salt looks like sugar!!

Don’t try to fix me I’m not broken.

Don’t use the bathroom in your dream, It’s a setup.

Don’t worry about what to wear today, your smile goes with any clothes.

Dream big and dare to fail.

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Drink until you become the greatest philosopher in your world!

Dyslexics are teople poo.

Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.

Error: status unavailable

Etc= End of thinking Capacity.

Every mother on earth gave birth to child except my mother, She gave birth to Legend!

Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a…………. woman.

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Every time I have my picture taken I get hungry because I hear ‘cheese’ so I start to think of a nice cheese sandwich.

Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing!

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Everyone wants happiness, no one wants pain, but you can’t make a rainbow, without a little rain.

Excellence is not a skill, It is an attitude.

Exercise? I Thought You Said Extra Fries!

Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.

Fair warning: I know karate. …and some other words.

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Fashion is about something that comes from within you.

Follow your heart but don’t be stupid.

Food, Water, Sleep, Love, Whatsapp, Repeat it.

For Sale: BRAIN. Used less, Perfect working condition

Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship. :p

Get up every morning, imagine a future then make it happen.

Girls are like police. Even when they get a hold of all the evidence, they still want to hear the truth from you.

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Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.

Give me some sunshine…! Give me some rain…! Give me a another girlfriend…! So I ENJOY once again…!

God created the sleep, and the devil created an alarm clock.

God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me

God is really creative , I mean ..just look at me.

God is really creative, I mean… just look at me.

Got a new phone today, my old one failed the swimming test.

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got the job.

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Great power comes with great electricity bills.

Guys have no idea how long something they said can stay in a girl’s mind.

Happiness does not have a price tag so smile.

Happiness is when “last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing”

having 1 child makes you a parent having two makes you a referee.

Having one child makes you a parent; Having two you are a referee.

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Hey there! Whatsapp is using me.

Hey you, yeah I’m talking to you, why the hell are you reading my “Whatsapp Bio”?

Hey you, yeah I’m talking to you, why the hell are you reading my status?

Hey you, yeah you. The one reading this. Wanna know a secret? You’re beautiful. Don’t ever give up.

Hey, I’ll be back in five minutes. If I’m not, just read this message again.

Hey, you are reading my status again?

Hey,you are reading my status again ?

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His story is History, My Story is Mystery.

Honest people can be put into two categories….little kids and drunk persons.

How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.

How other see you, is not important…How you see yourself means everything.

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle! He’s dreaming too.

I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle. He’s also dreaming.

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I am a hot dude with a cool attitude.

I am a slow walker, but I never walk back.

I am blood type O-positive, which I remember by staying ‘optimistic positive.’

I am multi-talented, I can talk and piss you off at the same time.

I am not changed it’s just I grew up and you should try too.

I am not perfect, but I am a limited edition.

I am not single, I’m just Romantically Challenged.

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I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition

I am not virgin, My life fucks me everyday.

I am so poor that i can’t pay attention in class.

I am Waiting for GF Message!

I am who I am, your approval is not needed.

I am, indeed, a king, because I know how to rule myself.

I can only please one person a day. Today isn’t your day. Tomorrow doesn’t look good either.

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I can’t believe I work this hard to be this poor.

I can’t read lips unless they’re touching mine.

I didn’t fall. It was just that the floor needed some cleaning.

I didn’t lose my mind… I just sold it online!

I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

I didn’t change, I just grew up. You should try it once.

I do what I must, and my friends will adjust!

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I don’t believe in miracles. I rely on them.

I don’t follow others, I only follow my orders because I am my own boss.

I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.

I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.

I don’t have an attitude problem. I have an attitude. The problem is yours.

I don’t have time to hate the people who hate me because I’m busy loving the people who love me.

I don’t lie, I speak Fiction.

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I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

I don’t need the Prince Charming to have my own happy ending.

I don’t care what people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody.

I don’t have an attitude problem, I just have a personality that you can’t handle.

I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.

I follow the quote, “Always be true to yourself” because I only lie to others!

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I had to take sick day.I’m sick of those peoples.

I hate math, but I love counting money.

I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them.

I hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious.

I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them work.

I have a new theory in life…what other people think of me is truly none of my business!

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life unless I buy something.

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I have feelings too. I am still human.

I have not failed. I’ve just found 10000 ways that won’t work.

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I just asked my husband if he remembers what today is… Scaring men is easy.

i just want a boy thats gonna say he loves me without my makeup.

I know I am awesome, so I don’t care about your opinion.

I know I’m awesome, so I don’t care about your opinion.

I know who I am, you have no need to explain.

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i know you look on my status.

I let my haters be my motivators.

I like to hang out with people that make me forget to look at my phone.

I love buying new things but I hate spending money.

I love finding money in my clothes. It’s like a gift to me from me.

I love my Haters, they make me Famous.

I love my job only when I’m on vacation.

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I love my job only when I’m on vacation.

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.

I love rumors. I always find out amazing things about myself that I never knew about.

I love sleeping but I never want to go to sleep early.

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I made a huge to do list for today. I just can’t figure out who’s going to do it.

I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight!

I may be fat, but you’re ugly. And I can lose weight!

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I may be wrong. But I doubt it

I need a good Wifi & Wife.

I need Google in my brain.

I need someone who sees the fire in my eyes and wants to play with it.

I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.

I never insult people I only tell them what they are.

I really should do something with my life… maybe tomorrow.

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I really want to work so hard. But being lazy is so much fun.

I refused to believe my dad was stealing from his job on the road crew, but when I got home, all the signs were there.

I remember when my old Nokia phone said I had a low battery it meant that I had 2 days to find a charger.

I Smile Because I have No Idea What’s Going On!

I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

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I started out with nothing and i still have most of it.

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

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I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We are on the same side now.

I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist. I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos.

I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.

I used to like my neighbors until they put a password on their Wi-Fi.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.

I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

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I want someone to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

I want to be invited but I don’t want to go.

I was addicted to the hokey pokey… but thankfully, I turned myself around.

I was born intelligent, but education ruined me.

I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.

I was going to take over the world this morning, but I overslept.

I Was reminded that my blood type is BE POSITIVE!

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I will be back with my same attitude.

I wish I could mute people in real life.

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I wish I had a delete button in my life. To delete some people, some memories, and some feelings.

I wish my book of life were written in pencil. There are a few pages I would like to erase.

I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete.

I wish my wallet came with free refills.

I Wonder What Happens When Doctor’s Wife Eats An Apple A Day…

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I work out every day I do 1 sit-up every morning when I wake up.

I would call my fashion style “clothes that still fit.”

I would like to apologize to anyone I have NOT offended. Please by patient I will get to you shortly. Lol

I would lose weight, but I hate losing.

I would request a last meal of soda and pop rocks so I could die on my own terms.

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.

I’m a sweet lil Girl, but if you make me mad, remember I always have a pocketful of crazy waiting to come out!!

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I’m at the point now where I don’t want to impress anyone anymore. If people like me the way I am, great. If they don’t, well it’s their loss.

I’m born to express, not to impress.

I’m cool but global warming made me hot

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I’m fresh, but global warming made me very hot.

I’m in my bed; you’re in your bed. One of us is in the wrong place.

I’m just a mirror for you, You are good, I’m best, You are bad, I’m worst.

I’m just having an allergic reaction to the universe.

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I’m more confused than a chameleon in a bag of skittles.

I’m naturally funny because my whole life is a joke.

I’m not avoiding work. I’m just on battery saver mode.

I’m not changed it’s just I grew up and you should try too.

I’m not crazy I prefer the term mentally hilarious.

I’m not drunk, I’m just chemically off-balanced.

I’m not heartless, I just learned how to use my heart LESS.

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I’m not lazy, I prefer the term “selective participation”.

I’m not lazy, I’m just very relaxed.

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

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I’m not really your friend until I start insulting you on a daily basis.

I’m not running away from hard work, I’m too lazy to run.

I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.

I’m not single. I’m not taken. I’m simply on reserve for the one who deserves my heart.

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I’m not special. I’m a limited edition.

I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them.

I’m physically, emotionally and mentally exhausted.

I’m pretty sure my prayers go directly to God’s spam folder.

I’m really not cranky. I just have a violent reaction when I meet stupid people.

I’m shy at first, but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shits.

I’m so poor I can’t even pay attention!

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I’m so tired, my tired is tired.

I’m the black one if you haven’t picked up on that yet.

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I’m too lazy to stop being lazy.

I’ve been diagnosed with “awesomeness.” You might want to get checked, but I doubt you caught it.

I’ve discovered that you can’t change people. They can change themselves.

I’ve finally realized something: What other people think and say about me is none of my business.

If a plan didn’t work, Alphabet has 25 more letters.

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If College has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking 🙂

If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.

If life is not smiling at you, give it a good tickling.

If nobody hates you, then you are doing something boring.

If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.

If Plan A fails, remember that you have 25 letters left.

If someone hates you for no reason give them a reason.

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If the speed of light 1000,000 km/s, what is the speed of dark?

If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives.

If there is no chocolate in heaven…”I AM NOT GOING”.

If you are always trying to be normal, you will never know how amazing you can be.

If you are reading this then I’m sure you have nothing to do in your life.

If you can’t change a Girl… change the Girl.

If you can’t convince them confuse them.

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If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

If you don’t care, stop talking about it.

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If you ever need anything please don’t hesitate to ask someone else first.

If you like me then raise your hands. If not then raise your standard.

If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.

If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.

If you obey all the rules, you’ll miss all the fun.

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If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.

If you’re not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?

If your brain was money, you wouldn’t have a cent

I’m in desperate need of a 6 month vacation… twice a year.

I’m jealous my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.

I’m not arguing, I’m simply tried to explaining why I’m Right.

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSED

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I’m totally a cheap date, I don’t pay for anything.

In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision-maker.

Installing love. ……44%. Installation failed. Error 404: install money first.

It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.

It’s alright if you don’t agree with me… I can’t force you to be right.

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It’s always fun to look back five years old photo of ourselves.

It’s always the wrong person who teaches you the right things in life.

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It’s funny how people say they miss you, but don’t even make an effort to see you or speak to you.

It’s funny how when I’m loud, people tell me to be quiet. But when I’m quiet, people ask me what’s wrong with me.

It’s my life, so keep your nose out of it.

It’s not my attitude, It’s my style.

It’s not that I don’t want to go to work. I’m just allergic to crushing defeat.

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It’s not that I hate anyone; it’s just that I do not like people.

It’s not the fault of the mirror if you don’t like your reflection.

It’s the good girls who keep diaries;the bad girls never have the time.

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?

Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror.

Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror.

Kill tension before tensions kill you, reach your goal before goal kicks you, live life before life leaves you.

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Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

Kuch bhi Bolo But Dil???? to Chasmis Ladkiyaa hi Churatii hai.

Ladies, when you have got a king, don’t reshuffle the pack, because you might end up with a joker.

Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately she is a mother and we should respect her!

Learn then remove ‘L’.

Life gives hurdles, but I am an athlete. So it’s fun.

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Life is Short – Chat Fast!

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life is short…smile while you still have teeth.

Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my Whatsapp status.

Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my WhatsApp status….

Life taught me a lot of lessons but I banked those classes.

Life taught me a lot of lessons, but I bunked those classes too

Life: Besides gravity, nothing keeps me down.

Light travels faster than sound. That’s why people appear bright until they speak.

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Light travels faster than sound…that’s why people appear bright until they speak

Looks like I over-estimated the number of your brain cells.

Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

Make your weird light shine bright, so the other weirdos know where to find you.

Mans are many but money is money.

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Marriage is a 3 Ring Circus- 1. Engagement Ring, 2. Wedding Ring, 3. Suffering.

Marriage is subject to market risk.

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May my haters live long to see my success.

Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they’ll start using it.

Me? Mature? I still laugh when the ketchup bottle “FARTS”.

Me? Sarcastic? Never.

Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons: Either they have no wife to go home to, or they do.

Men have feelings too. For example, we feel hungry.

Minds are like parachutes – they only function when open.

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Mistakes are proof that you are trying.

Mistakes are proof that you’re trying.

Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.

Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.

My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death.

My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!

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My boss told me to have a good day… so I went home.

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My drug test came back negative. My dealer sure has some explaining to do.

My girlfriend was complaining last night that I never listen to her. Or something like that.

My hobbies are breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

My humor is beyond your understanding. Isn’t that funny.

My job is secure. No one else wants it.

My laziness is like 8; Once it lies down it’s infinite!

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My love doesn’t sleep; it keeps on looking for you with its eyes open.

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

My Prince Charming is not coming on a white horse.. He’s obviously riding on a turtle somewhere really confused..

My prince is not coming on a white horse… He’s obviously riding a turtle, and definitely lost.

My road to success is always under construction.

My signature, My style, My identity.

My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.

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My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that.

My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline; she hit the roof.

My words are like a china phone. They have no guarantee!

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Never bend your head. Always hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye.

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Never give up on your dreams keep sleeping.

Never hide your “last seen”, let people know that you’re ignoring them.

Never judge the book by its movie.

Never laugh at your partner’s choices… You’re one of them.

Never laugh at your wife’s choices. You’re one of them.

Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you’re one of them .

Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

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Never steal. The government hates competition.

Never trust a dog to watch your food.

Never underestimate me because I am more than you think.

Never wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, and the pig likes it.

No guts, no glory, no brain, same story

No, I’m not feeling violent, I’m feeling creative with weapons.
Non-urgent calls only!!

Not always “Available”.. Try your Luck.

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Not always ‘Available’… Try your Luck.

Not always Available.. Try your luck.

Of course I talk to myself! Sometimes I need expert advice.

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.

Once they stop talking to you, they start talking about you.

One mistake and everyone judges you.

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Organized persons are too lazy to look for things.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

People said to follow your dreams so I went back to bed.

People say nothing’s impossible, but I do nothing everyday.

People that Change Love status after 30 Sec… GF is the Reason

People that Change Love status after 30 Sec… GF is the Reason…

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People with status don’t need status.

Perfect boyfriend : Does not drink, does not smoke, does not cheat and also Does not exist ????

Personality is to a man what perfume is to a flower.

Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.

Physically Mentally Emotionally TIRED.

Please don’t get confused between my attitude & personality!

Please God if you can’t make me slim make my friends FAT!!!

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Relationships are a lot like algebra… Ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

Relax, it’s the weekend, just don’t blink or it will be all over.

SALARY – Something which comes at 2G speed and goes away at 4G speed

Save Water, Drink Whisky.

Say it to my face, not through your status.

Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status

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She wanted a puppy. But I didn’t want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy.

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Shopping is an art. I am an artist. Respect Please.

Silent people have the loudest minds.

Sitting in class wondering how the hell the teacher

Sleep is my drug… my bed is my dealer and my alarm clock is the police.

Smartness is a perfect beauty.

Smile…It confuses people..!

So I heard you’re a player, Well nice to meet you. I’m the coach.

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Society is funny. They ask you to be yourself and yet they judge you.

Some days I wish I had the wisdom of a 90 year old, the body of a 20 year old, and the energy of a 3 year old.

Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a brighter day.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.

Someday you’ll go far, and I hope you stay there.

Someone writes “Urgent Calls Only”. Don’t get it… Are you in the police or ambulance service.?

Someone’s status is “Driving” since 5 days. I guess he reached Dubai.

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Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

Sometimes it’s easier to pretend you don’t care, than to admit it’s killing you.

Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.

Sorry about those texts I sent you, last night, my phone was drunk.

Sorry, I can’t go to work tomorrow, I fractured my motivation.

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Stay strong, make them wonder how you’re still

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Stop checking my status better you have your own.

Study economics-when you’re unemployed, at least you’ll know why.

Success always hugs you in private but failure always slaps you in public. That’s life.

Take my advice, I don’t use it anyway.

Taking your ex back is like going to the junkyard and buying back your own crap.

Talking to myself because I am my own consultant.

Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork.

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Teamwork is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.

That’s the secret to life… replace one worry with another.

The best way to lie is, to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.

The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once!

The Earth without “Art” is just “Eh”.

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep!

The hardest thing I ever tried was being normal.

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The longer the title the less important the job.

The man is the head, but the woman is the neck. And she can turn the head any way she wants.

The most common cause of stress nowadays is dealing with idiots.

The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is “Salary is Credited”.

The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is “Salary is Credited”

The new way of forgetting your past is deleting your chats.

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The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

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The only thing i gained so far in this year is weight
The only time success comes before work is in dictionary.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket.

The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.

The road to success is always under construction.

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women – and so little time.

The women cries before the wedding and the man after.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

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There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. HER HEART.

There’s only one problem with your face, I can see it.

They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?

Things can change a women’s mood- 1) I love you 2) 50% Discount.

Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up

Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.

Totally available!! Please disturb me!

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Trust me you will dance- Alcohol

Try to say the letter “M” without your lips touching.

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Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.

WAIT! Do you have appointment to see my status.

Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.

WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!

We all are born to die, don’t feel more special than me.

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We live in an era of smart phones and stupid people.

We Live in Generation Where, “Deleting history is more important than creating history ”

What happens if a doctor’s wife eats an apple a day?

When a door closes, another door should open, but if it doesn’t then go in through the window.

When A Man Steals Your Wife, There Is No Better Revenge Than To Let Him Keep Her.

When I die, I want my grave to offer free WiFi so people will visit more often.

When I was a boy, I laid in my twin sized bed and wondered where my brother was.

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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When nothing goes right, go left.

When nothing goes right..!! Go left.

When You’re Downie Eat A Brownie!

Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking.

Women’s apology: I’m sorry, but it was your fault.

Women’s mind is like a weather it may change anytime.

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won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.

Yes of course I am athletic… I surf the Internet every day.

Yesterday I did nothing and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.

You are special…. But not for me.

You can either be right, or you can be the husband.

You can either take me as I am or watch me as I leave.

You can never buy love, but still you have to pay for it.

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You cannot stop the waves but you can learn to surf.

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You can’t stop loving short girls.

You cry, I cry, …you laugh, I laugh…you jump off a cliff I laugh even harder!!

You don’t like my attitude? That’s fine. It doesn’t like you either.

You don’t realize how many clothes you have, until you wash them.

You hate me, I hate you. Problem? ♥

You have to be ODD, to be number ONE.

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You seem to be on your own path. Unfortunately, there’s a “socio” in front of it.

You think I’m cute when I’m mad? Well, buckle up sweet cheeks – I’m about to get freakin’ adorable.

You were the reason of my happiness but also the reason of my sadness

You’re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.

You’re so lucky that I’m terrified of prison.

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